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Apr. 18th, 2005 @ 12:16 am

adrian and i went to the show on saturday in matching pink barbie bath robes that say girls only on it while listening to daft punk and aphex twin really loud in my shitty car




doctor doctorrrrrrrrrrr


drove a lot today, beautiful weather, nice ambient techno playing, windows down, sun up, even though iii fucking hate everyone and i am pissed at a lot of people, iii didn't let me bring me down, i took a nice little drive...

god i love techno

Current Mood: doctor doctorrrrrrrrr
Current Music: Moby

clawing off your clitorisssssex Apr. 17th, 2005 @ 10:49 pm

iii spent three hours making noisecore, i had little keyboards that i bought from the salvation army, fisher price flutes and recorders, an audio tape of the shitty tv show friends playing in the back ground while i crumpled up pop cans and played a little toy piano in the background, three hours later i realized that noisecore is the worse genere of music and that i hate it, all i got was a major headache and i felt like i wasted some of my life, god damn noisecore

after shitty noisecore music, me and adrian made shitty covers of incubus, creed, blink 182, and AC/DC which are fucking hilarious, they are the worst covers i have ever heard, we are thinking about putting them on myspace

Current Mood: blahhhhhh
Current Music: The Unicorns- Ghost Mountain

candy canes and abortion stains Apr. 15th, 2005 @ 06:59 pm

Skinned knees and amputees

Needles all over Coney Island

The cripples start to cuddle

Christopher Reeve pukes out antlersssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

what a fucking shitty day as always, heres a picture of tim allen getting arrested in kalamazoo for selling coke in an airport, anyone who sells coke is cool in my book

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Current Mood: fuck fuck fuck
Current Music: Aphex Twin

drag queen concert Apr. 14th, 2005 @ 07:58 am
iii have the best idea today, i am having a drag queen concert, if you show up in drag, then you get in for free, and then we vote on the best drag queen i am going to ask chinese happy, vince dynamic, the casionauts, and many others to play, i have no idea when, but its going to be at the wesley and hopefully soon. hell yeah
Current Mood: half day today
Current Music: Daft Punk

Apr. 13th, 2005 @ 08:21 pm
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its my beautiful wifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i bought a sweet ass keyboard at the salvation army for five dollars, i spray painted it and covered it in camo duct tape, its fucking sweet, i am going to fuck around and rewire it and shit, i am going to give it to dj when he comes to michigan

Current Mood: pisseddddd off
Current Music: The Smashing Pumpkins
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» anorexixxxxxxx

i want to become a shut in and watch cheesy comedies from that 90's that have john candy in them until my teeth fall out...

my mom says i look like trailer trash for wearing womans clothes??? what kind of trailer trash wears girls clothes? we have been fightinggggggg spot....

shitty day

» i killed kayla

it was a sweet friday, me and kayla were hanging out

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but then she was annoying and being a biotch...


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kayla fucking pissed me off so much

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i couldn't take it, so i ran the bitch ova,

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i buried that wench in the ground to rot

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then i laughed and laughed at her

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but then i felt bad and was emo, so i listened to dashboard confessionals and smoked cloves and wrote in my live journal

i missed her soo much that i brought her back to life so we could hang out again and for some reason talk to mister rogers

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now we love each other and we forget all about the past

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kayla, fucking 80's party saturday, totally gnarly dude

» d rock city motha fucka
sooo on friday i drove to mallorys and then we took off for d rock which we saw the thunder birds are now, saw fucking jack white of the white stripes at a bar, both me and mal got kissed by a homeless black guy who told us his name was gay hope, mal got molested by some drunk girls who invited us to a party, mal almost got me addiced to smoking, and we got lost for a shit of a long time and didn't get home till 7 am in the morning so i had kayla drive me home even though she doesn't even have her license... sweet ass friday

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» peter jennings has cancer!!!
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its me and my friend micheal jackson and we are talking about our favorite subject and boys that we think are cute

iii am not in a good mood, its either aids or girls, probably aidssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

like my new pictures or emo porn as i call it?????3534? i just need to quote more blood brothers lyrics and take more pictures of myself in salvation army clothes with my hair in my eyes in the mirror and write about girlssss and how oh no one understands me at all at school and how depressed i am that hot topic didn't order my new under oath hoodie.... fuck fuck fuck fuck,

iii don't want to go school tomrrow, iii don't want to do anything, iii just need a driiink

» abort the abortion

there is a drag queen contest at some resturaunt tomorrow and i 100% want to go, it would be the coolest thing on the planet, iii would take some many sweet ass pictures, mikey from love coushin wanted me and adrian to go but adrian didn't seem to keen on putting on a dress and high heels,well i guess i am going to a thunder birds are now concert tomorrow so i can't go, but iii kinda want to jam and go to the contest, hmm... concert? drag contest>? decisions

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candy canes and abortions

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some girl today told me that my hair looks messy and dirty, iii wanted to cut her open and choke her with her insides and set her on fireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee peter jennings has lung cancer

» go speed racer, go!

iii don't want your television

iii don't want your celebrity love affairs in the magazines

iii don't want your reality tv

iii just want your drugs drugs drugs

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» Janet Reno 911: Emergency Fashion Crisis

Antennas2theSky [3:25 PM]: hey will you be my biker bitch?

Love your gunns [3:26 PM]: hahaha well.. what does a biker bitch do?

Antennas2theSky [3:26 PM]: i don't kno

Antennas2theSky [3:26 PM]: i just became a biker today

Antennas2theSky [3:26 PM]: my biker name is snake bite

Antennas2theSky [3:27 PM]: and i wear leather jackets with studs that spell out, born to ride and i ride a huge harley

Love your gunns [3:27 PM]: hahaha of course i would love to be your biker bitch

GOING TO SEE THE ALBUM LEAF IN DETRIOT TODAY WITH ANDREW!

iii am so excited, even though no one knows who they are

iii get to miss school

iii am very sad, me and mal don't talk much anymore and both of us just don't know why

» (No Subject)
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don't let your children breathe breathe breathe....

we need that oxygen

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polaroid cameras are way cooler than digital cameras

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natalie and andrew are two people who i can really trust, that was their first picture together as a couple, they are great people

» the pope is dead, thank god

chemical sexxxx

chemical sexxxx

chemical sexxxx

chemical sexxxx
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iii made this today, the car is my brothers car who just got into an accident today

there are sooo many things i want to say but i won't....

i am just so fucking sick of everything and everyone....

love me please...someone?

chemical sexxxx

chemical sexxxx

chemical sexxxx

chemical sexxxx

» (No Subject)
the sound of thousands of black children licking their lipssssssssssssssss at the same time....

spent around five days in mount pleasant, got back and andrew called me and we went to a show in bay city at the east lansing bowling alley and it was an amazing show, vince dynamic was the best, got to hang out with nickol b which was funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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» paper towell farmers
i was wrong, drinking is good, really good! erik's 22 years old, hell yeah!!!! we had the coolest party in the world last night, drunken jenga and spin the bottle rocks! i made out with 11 people probably more than 4 times, that sexy BJ is a good kisser and so is dan, what a fucking great time, but of course there are some real assholes that ruined everything in the morning and got pissed at everyone and ruined the whole good vibe, but fuck it, it was fucking fun as hell and i still can't find my shirttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
» (No Subject)
drinking is bad, really bad, i got really depressed and then i drank half a fifth of vodka, a whole forty, and two half things of slushees, one was mixed with rum and the other with more vodka, i feel bad for kayla and adrian, i spent the night crying and pukinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg no more drinking for a while, or at least when not when i'm sad again........
» cheap vodka and easter candy
its 5 30 in the morning, iii just woke up from my mountain dew vodka mixed slurpee with skittles at the bottom slumber, we were suppose to have an adventure, our plan was to build a fort in the woods while drunk and we were suppose to paint stencils all over down town drunk, but we were too cold... we should have played girl talk again like the other night, that was crazyyyyy...we played that damn game for two hours, goddamn spinner doesn't even workkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

iii didn't even go to my easter dinner with my family, iii had just stayed home, iii tore down the huge collage in my room that i had tooken me four years to make, iii ripped all the pictures of me and my old friends and drawings my old girl friends drew me and old notes and the posters of my old favorite bands off the walls and threw them away, pieces of the past were hanging from my walls from duct tape and i lied in the middle of the mess, making a snow angel in old photos, posters, and cd booklets... what an emo moment, a perfect emo event to capture in a live jouranlllllllll wheres a camera>>? it would have been a perfect myspace pictureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

» (No Subject)

your trippin balls deep in bad acid

you've handed thousands of my ass pennies, you make wishes with my ass pennies, you give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy icecream

mr. white ass crackerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr award

» i will fight you baby jesus right now!!!
ohh mannnnnn

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